Yoda chokes on burrito - turns blue!

Funny story written by KendoMonkey

Monday, 9 February 2004

Master Yoda, the strange frog-type creature from an unknown planet showed he isn't quite up to Taco-Bell food... just yet. Yoda suffered the embarrassment of having to choke up his food after literally turning blue.

The Jedi Master is said to have returned to Dagobah where he is on liquids pending results from hospital tests. It is suspected that he might have punctured a lung performing a self-heimlich via the power of the Force.

Many fellow diners at Taco-Bell are said to be distressed but calm.

"It was weird, I mean, really - the guy just turned this eerie shade of blue. I thought he was going to croak."

Yoda chokes on burrito - turns blue!

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