Moviegoers warned of Brad Pitt and Cate Blanchett 'Babel' nausea

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Thursday, 3 May 2007

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Sick to the pit of their stomachs

Tokyo - (Ass Mess): Brad Pitt and Cate Blanchett may be responsible for hundreds of thousands of Japanese moviegoers' nausea and headaches after a raft of complaints from aduiences watching the newly released film Babel.

Japanese distributor Gaga Communications has been inundanted with claims that moviegoers were 'sickened to the pit of their stomachs' after seeing the pair in the film.

It has had to issue public health warnings in all theaters showing the film which received seven Oscar nominations this year as well as winning the Oscar for best original score.

"It might be something psychosomatic," a distributors' spokesman said today.

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