Seattle 10/1 - Local geek and computer programmer Tommy Jameson admitted today that he believes that the most attractive woman on television is, in fact, the animated spokeswoman for Esurance.
"Dude, she's totally cool, like a spy with a killer body." Raved Jameson, "She's my generations Lara Croft!"
"It is not uncommon for socially inept young men to project feelings of attraction on to fictional characters," states noted psychologist Liam Henricks, "it removes any possibility that this dysfunctional person will ever have to meet the object of his affection."
The young man's admission has raised the ire of his father, Jacob.
"I don't know what the hell he's thinking." Says the electrical engineer, "That woman dresses like a whore."
"Now Babs Bunny, there was a real woman."
