Following the louder than loud 'secret' Wedding of Liz "over here guys" Hurley and Mr "who?" it has been decided that he is hard enough to upset a whole community by invading its beaches and to start a fight (more traditional British wedding than Hindu). A purse has been offered for him to fight the Welsh Boxing Legend Joe Calzage - on the beach after they have consumed 14 dubious ponce cocktails
Liz has said that she's not happy and stated to her husband that The Welsh Dragon "ain't worth it", However in true gentleman and pathetic Old Etonian fashion he has accepted the Duel.
The bout will not be seen on Television as Mrs Hurley states that its a private family matter. The funeral for Mr .Whoever he is, has been arranged as a precaution.
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