Written by Egg Man

Monday, 26 February 2007

image for Old Benny Hill show found in archives
A comedian from the Jacobean period

A comedy sketch by Benny Hill, real name Alfred Hawthorn Hill who died in 1992 has been found in the BBC archives, the unknown show was filmed after a TV broadcast in 1984.

The film blows away the myth that Hill was a virgin. Patricia Hayes OBE, real name Patricia Lawlor Hayes said "It's not true" and nobody messes with Patrcia.

Arthur Askey real name Arthur Askey who died in 1982 also a comedian all be it on the short side said "No, no way was Benny he a virgin" and nobody was shorter than Arthur and we all know how bad tempered short people are.

Another comedian Peter Cook real name Peter Edward Cook who never quite made it as big in England as the USA died in 1995 and as far as we can find out never had any comments to make regarding Benny Hills virginity, we do know he was never without a cigarette in his mouth so his opinion would obviously have been tainted.

Mark Lamarr a modern day comedian who is alive and has his own radio show on the BBC only seems to know about Reggea music and how to name drop, he made no comment.

A side kick of Benny Hill was the bald comedian Bob Todd, real name Bob Todd who died in 1992. He was also the side Kick of Spike Milligan, real name Terrance Alan Milligan, KBE who died in 2002. It is known that both comedians had little knowledge as to Benny Hill's virginity, or if they did they never mentioned it.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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