Written by maninders_ingh

Saturday, 17 February 2007

February 14th saw Tyme Magazine revoke the title it had bestowed upon Indian actress Aishwarya Rai. The honour of MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD was handed to Bollywood performer Ajay Devgan.

When inquired about the reason for this 'man-woman' discrepancy, chairman of the American Tyme Magazine, V. Aarol. Kewl replied, 'we wanted diversity. It was necessary to represent the Indian male on this global platform. We don't encourage feminism. It's all about diversity.'

Aishwarya Rai gave her candid statement to the press yesterday: 'It doesn't make me feel bad, at all. We can't be the best forever. Ajay has worked very hard. He was fabulous in Omkara.'

Ajay Devgan was asked how he felt to be Numero Uno. 'It feels good,' he commented with unparalleled grace and vigor.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Bollywood

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