Hollywood, California - A Hollywood based think tank today concluded that the best way to garner cheap publicity for itself would be to create a list of celebrities that would, after careful consideration of all known facts, be least likely to have a well groomed naughty bit area.
Talk show personality Rosie O'Donnell tops the list with groin growth that the think tank has surmised to be just as gnarly and humid and equally biodiverse as a thick patch of the Amazon Rainforest. Certainly much worse than her arch rival Donald Trump's head hair.
Here now are the other celebrities rounding out the top 10:
2. Roseanne Barr
3. Courtney Love
4. Jane Goodall
5. Henry Kissinger
6. The Diaper Wearing Astronaut Kidnapper Lady
7. Abraham Lincoln
8. Miss Tattooed Australia
9. Yosemite Sam
10. Francis the Talking Mule
