Angelina Jolie Eats Her Own Waste

Funny story written by Lulu14

Saturday, 20 January 2007

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Breaking News, Angelina Jolie has been claimed to have been eating her own "Poo" .

A neighbour told us "Angelina told me apparently its healthy and gives her a great complexion. She says everyone's doing it."

Angelina Jolie's PA told us "Angelina has no comment on this at present".

This Story has been World News everywhere, some people are actually questioning whether Angelina Jolie is sane.

Brad Pitt recently made a statement saying "I have idea who told you guys, but it's true, and Angelina looks and amazing and smells just like a nice smelly S***!"

I think Angelina and Brad both need some serious help, they both seem to be going a bit out of their minds. Personally, you would have to be insane to eat your own "Poo".

Maybe we didn't realise actually how "Strange" Angelina Jolie really is...

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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