James Brown's Will Revealed

Funny story written by Fife Peterson

Sunday, 14 January 2007

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Family of late singer James Brown who died in his sleep on Christmas Day, aged 73 have been arguing where his reported $700 Million fortune is to be divided. It was thought his partner (at the time)Tomi Rae Hynie will get little or no money in the settlement.

Sources say Brown who was a keen animal lover has left everything to a Alsation dog he petted one day walking to shop to get a loaf of bread. The dog 'Tiddles' is thought to be ecstatic & has given the following response, 'Woof, woof woof'.

Brown was a fond dog lover & had over 3000 at his Beverly Hills Mansion. His house keeper Rorigo Manuelez said today he was "sorry for his passing but who was going to look after his pets now?".

In sensation showbiz manner it is thought that many of the dogs nicknamed, 'His bitches' will appear on ebay. One dog already, 'Martha' was gone for over $7000 as bidders went crazy to take a piece of Brown's legacy.

Chinese food giant, Chow-woof Foods PLC has also taken an interest & are lining up a bid to take over 2000 of the homeless pouches off the Brown Estate.

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