Written by Gringo Lobos

Friday, 18 August 2017

image for Pauline Hanson makes her "Muslim Coming Out" in parliament
Hanson does the Burqa Strip in her "Muslim Coming Out" inside Parliament Chambers

After years of Muslim baiting and in one of the single biggest hidden secrets in Australian political history, Pauline Hanson has revealed to parliament she is a closet Muslim. This seems to be a trend now with Trump.com™ Coming out of the KKK Closet recently.

A nation is in shock today after one of their greatest racist champions (But of course non greater than the lying rodent Howard) has revealed herself a Muslim counter-insurgent.

Ordinary people were wandering the streets in a zombie like daze but this intrepid reporter, at great personal risk, interviewed some.

One replied with a pale shocked looked on their face "who are we going to hate to feel good now?"

Others were angry as they had invested quite a bit of effort in demonizing Muslims and felt this betrayal ruined their lifes work.

Some have called for a white jihad against her for he blatant hypocrisy.

One group of scholarly looking academics were seen laughing over many beers at the pub. When asked why they thought this was funny, they replied, "do you think she is the only Muslim sleeper in the parliament?" The hunt is now on for double agents.

However others aren't too worried, "We Australians are proud of our long history of picking on vulnerable minority groups. This is such a multicultural country that it shouldn't be hard to find another soft target to project our collective ignorance upon. Don't forget we were the proud nation that invented tossing babies overboard for political profit".

Hanson Press Release said she had come out inside parliament as it is the most symbolic place to demonstrate her true feelings and she felt so liberated now.

In a further twist the government was considering offering Americas much maligned Neo-Nazis political asylum as they felt sure they could make a positive contribution to Australians way of life.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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