The mystery of where pop icon, Sir Elton John, has been recently can be solved. The diminutive strop-throwing little madam has been conspicuous by his absence for several weeks but now the spoof can reveal his whereabouts.
He has in fact been eaten by the lead singer of The Scissor Sisters. But don't panic Elton fans as his mellifluous sounds can still be heard in every Scissor Sisters song.
Jake Shears of the group told The Spoof:
"I've spent so long wanting to be Elton that when the opportunity to bump him off and eat him came along at the recent Q Awards, then it was too good to pass up.
It appears to have had one side-effect that is a real bonus too. I sound even more like him than I did previously. I must have assimilated some of his genes in the process" laughs the cannibalistic lead vocalist.
This is the first time a wannabe has gone this far to emulate their hero but music biz insiders feel that it could be only the start of a new trend.
The Spoof can reveal that security has been stepped up around Robbie Williams and Sir Paul McCartney just in case.
