Blockbuster film, Jurassic World, has proven to the world that dinos are better left as relics of the past and not CTG figments of film goers imaginations!
Although the film might be a box office global hit, most people with a brain bigger than a T-Rex, a pea in other words, prefer to spend their hard earned bucks on a more suitable form of entertainment, watching the Pope preach from his balcony, yet another dinosaur epic.
Marketing gurus promoting Jurassic World have promised to make the film into what it is not, a movie with subject matter, using pathetic kids lost in Jurassic jungles chased by a T Rex, weeping parents, main actors that should be serving punters in downtown Hollywood restaurants and not attempting to act. The only decent (very tongue in cheek) part of the film happens when an Alfred Hitchcock bird scenario was copied! Visitors to the theme park get attacked by scary, flying things, then they suddenly vanish into thin air proving that magic bullshit in the film world is being maintained by scriptwriters with brains less powerful than their main character, a T Rex!
Sadly, I had to suffer this 2 hour spectacle of absolutely nothing and will be demanding my money back otherwise I might just write a script that has at least a beginning, a middle and an end; and that would be just too much for modern day film makers and their brainless punters!
