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Funny story: Dr. Fauci Says President Trump Needs To Visit An Exorcist

Dr. Fauci Says President Trump Needs To Visit An Exorcist

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – RumorLand News is reporting that Dr. Anthony Fauci, who is the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, has made his strongest comment yet, regarding the President. Dr. Fauci, who h…

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Funny story: X Factor To Call In Exorcist

X Factor To Call In Exorcist

X Factor bosses are to seek the advice of exorcism experts following the latest outburst by contestant Wagner Carrilho. Brazilian Wagner, who was banned from the contestants' house last week after rucks with colleagues, yesterday claimed that anyo...

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Funny story: Catholic Church Looking For Exorcists!

Catholic Church Looking For Exorcists!

The Catholic Church is advertising for exorcists. If you find that you can cause another person's head to spin 360 degrees and are not a boxer or middle linebacker, please get in touch with the Vatican. A letter from a leading Bishop states that p...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart And Zac Efron Pencilled In For 'Exorcist' Remake

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart And Zac Efron Pencilled In For 'Exorcist' Remake

Producers of the eagerly awaited remake of 1974 horror classic 'The Exorcist' have pencilled in three of Hollywood's leading lights to star in the project. There is widespread speculation that several other Hollywood teen idols are being looked at by...

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Funny story: Priest Shits Pants In Exorcism Number 666

Priest Shits Pants In Exorcism Number 666

Father Nick Christmas, a Roman Catholic priest, of St Dustbin's in Todmorden, West Yorkshire was recovering quietly at home today after shitting his pants assisting a colleague in an exorcism. Father Christmas had expressed doubts about the ritual...

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Funny story: New craze hits the UK as a result of the Exorcist

New craze hits the UK as a result of the Exorcist

First it was break-dancing, then moon-walking, then rapping, then knife crime, but now, the new craze from Harlem is "neck rotation". According to a report issued today by AMEY, the Association of American Ethinc Youth, youngsters are turning thei...

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Funny story: "Tubular Bells," the Exorcist Theme

"Tubular Bells," the Exorcist Theme

Pope Benedict XVI spent several hours at the White House in Washington, D.C., today. During this time His Holiness furtively performed one of the most historic exorcisms in the history of the Church.

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Funny story: Ousted Cleric Urges Action

Ousted Cleric Urges Action

A strange scene unfolded in a small, independent church in upstate New York this weekend as the recently excommunicated Rev. Cotton Fullafit blasted all critics of mandatory exorcisms in the public schools as being "insensitive to the needs of t...

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Funny story: Cleric Urges More Forced Exorcisms

Cleric Urges More Forced Exorcisms

Washington, DC, 5/13/2007: Most of the violent crime in the United States could be eliminated if the country would just stop coddling the demonically possessed, according to the Rev. Cotton Fullafit. Fullafit, director of the non-profit Exorcism Ad...

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Funny story: Hugo Chavez to star in new exorcist movie

Hugo Chavez to star in new exorcist movie

American film maker Oliver Stone is set to direct a new version of The Exorcist, and has offered the role of the priest to Venezuelan dictator Hugo Chavez.

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