Clearwater, FL The Church of Scamotology announced that any Scamotologists that watch Leah Remini's new reality show will be excommunicated instantly.
"Leah Remini is an SP, a Supressive person, and anyone watching her show is in danger of not going any further up the Scamotology Bridge!" said the spokeswoman.
Another communication from Scamotology warned that Ms. Remini is infested with body thatens and therefore a danger to anyone in her vicinity or especially if they are watching her on television.
When asked to comment, the network said "Hmmm, Scamotologists with working televisions-how many can that be? A hundred? I think we'll survive the boycott."
Ms. Remini, when told about the boycott, could not stop laughing long enough to issue a statement.
