Kanye West rant targets Taylor Swift

Funny story written by Moose

Friday, 26 July 2013

Kanye West unloaded on Taylor Swift and the recording industry in general at the Corner Bistro in Manhattan's West Village:

"I was fu**in' happy to be in a fu**in' situation where fu**in' people couldn't say fu**in' s**t, oh, I was trying to promote my own fu**in' song. For the times that I've, like, defended my fu**in' self... I'm pushing the fu**in' envelope! I wrote my fu**in' 'Run This Town' verse for a fu**in' month! When I heard Eminem's verse on the Drake s**t, I went back and rewrote my s**t for two fu**in' days," a man they say is West says in the recording. "I canceled fu**in' appointments to rewrite! I fu**in' care! You know what I'm fu**in' saying? And that's what I'm fu**in' saying. Because I did that, Taylor Swift cannot fu**in' win over Beyoncé! Because I wrote my fu**in' verse in two fu**in' days, Taylor Swift cannot fu**in' beat Beyoncé."

Taylor Swift responded, saying that Jay Z is just angry that she dumped him years ago...

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