MANHATAN - La Toya Jackson now knows what former New York Yankees Manager Billy Martin must have felt like after he was fired time after time after time by his boss George Steinbrenner.
Jackson ended up being the third casualty of the current All-Star Celebrity Apprentice edition.
She follows rock stars Dee Snider and Bret Michaels.
And all the while, the most hated, evil, despicable individual to ever appear on a television reality show, Omarosa continues to stay stirring up the venom that she possesses within her snake-like tongue.
It is no secret that the Trumpster loves Omarosa. He thinks that she is the greatest thing since sliced cornbread and he loves having the Villain around to boost up his ratings.
Trump, unlike Sarah "Snowballs" Palin is no dummy. He knows how to play the game and he will always win at poker because the deck belongs to him.
Dennis Rodman, who has more facial bling bling than the South Pole has penguins said that Omarosa is the only woman he has ever seen who can cry without shedding one single tear.
When asked about this amazing feat, Omarosa grinned and said that her tears are all on the inside.
Claudia Jordan, a model who appeared on the TV show Deal or No Deal, remarked that Big O is so mean and so evil that skunks run from her.
And Gary Busey when asked about Omarosa simply said, "The universe is special because it has lots of inner fruits such as oranges, apples, bazookas, and football helmets. To fully understand the Milky Way one need not have to drink milk, or tequila, or even paprika, but one must wear wading boots while standing in the Big Dipper Swamp which is located just beyond The Little Dipper Ice Cream Stand."
Country artist Trace Adkins shook his head in bewilderment and commented, "Dadburn it, I swear the USS Gary Busey is DEFINITELY missing it's damn rudder!"
In Sports News. Sporting Chance Magazine is reporting that the New England Patriots ownership is considering moving the team to Pocatello, Idaho.
