Football team sponsored by brothel offers players free samples!

Written by Jaggedone

Monday, 17 December 2012

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A Greek football team that is sponsored by a brothel (Times are hard in Greece especially trying to finding sponsors) have also received a bonus from the sponsors; if they win their games they can have some free samples!

The brothel owner, Madame Clitoris Blowjobolous (name changed for legal reasons) told the players whilst on a visit to her establishment that if they play "hard" enough and win their games they can relax at the heated, indoor bubble bath with the "chickies" of their choice for an hour including a massage, naked, and if they desire more they would get special rates.

The Greek Football Association has welcomed the sponsors because any money is good money at the moment in Greece, even if it comes from brothels. The Greek FA President gave the following statment:

"As a staunch fan and regular visitor of brothels, prostitutes and football, we welcome them into the world of soccer, but please don't tell my wife; by the way I'm 86 and still active it's the olive oil and garlic!"

Since the sponsor took over, the team has won their last 6 games and the trainer has noticed that the players have become much "harder!"

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