Fan Fury As Amelia Lily Hotly Tipped To Win X Factor

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Saturday, 26 November 2011

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X Factor fans have been burning up the internet airwaves with furious exchanges as the rumour mill threw up blonde bombshell Amelia Lily as the most likely eventual winner, in what many are referring to as the FiX Factory.

Fan rage erupted when Amelia Lily replaced Mancunian chanteuse Misha B in a Marks and Spencer television commercial.

"It's all wrong is this," one fan wrote on Facebook. "It's all a fix. Amelia Lily only got back in because Frankie Cocozza behaved like a right knobhead. The truth is that she isn't very good at all. In fact, she's utter shite, but she seems to be getting all the plugs and the publicity. Misha's by far and away the best singer on the show, but because she's not all glam and that, like Beyonce, Rihanna, or J-Lo, she doesn't stand a cat in hell's chance of winning. Same as Rebecca Ferguson last year. She was by far the best artiste, yet that twat in the hat won it in the end. And he's really fucking annoying. And that."

The show's producers vehemently denied that the show is a fix, as they've been doing every year since the show first aired.

Needless to say, most members of the public don't believe a fucking word of that. And the rest really don't give a toss.

Simon Cowbell declined to comment.

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