Dancing With The Stars: J.R. Martinez Defeats Rob Kardashian To Take The DWTS Championship

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 23 November 2011

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J.R. Martinez won the Mirror Ball Trophy along with a suitcase full of money on Dancing With The Stars.

HOLLYWOOD - The coveted Dancing With The Stars Mirror Ball Trophy came very close to sitting in the living room of Rob Kardashian's mom's house.

But instead it will become a part of J.R. Martinez's home who along with his dance partner Karina Smirnoff [Pronounced: VOD-KA] defeated the dance team of Rob Kardashian and Cheryl Burke.

Immediately after the show, the Kardashian family led by the matriarch Kris Kardashian-Jenner and daughters, Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney Kardashian said that they would be talking to the shows producers about demanding a recount.

Kris told Margarita Mixx of The Tinsel Town Times Tribune that her and her daughters and husband Bruce "The Look" Jenner all voted for Robbie at least 30,000 times.

Ricki Lake and her partner Derek "The Dancing Dude" Hough came in third place. She did not want to make any excuses but she did state for the record that her bra and panties were way too tight and she really feels that it did affect her performance a little bit.

Derek noted that each time he lifted Lake in the air he could tell that her bra and panties were extremely tight but that there was nothing that he could really do short of removing them but that would have been impossible for even David Copperfield to have done without any of the studio audience or television viewers noticing.

For the final dance numbers J.R. and Karina danced to the Britney Spears song "Oops - I Did It Again" and Rob and Cheryl danced to Bob Dylan's "Mr. Tambourine Man."

Judge Bruno Tonioli told J.R. that he danced to that song way better than Britney Spears did. Carrie Ann Inaba said that J.R.'s triple unassisted somersault was the best she had seen since the 2004 Summer Olympics.

And Len Goodman, the English judge remarked that he had never heard of Britney Spears.

In a related story. Tom Bergeron wanted to dispel the rumor that next season his co-host Brooke Burke Charvet is being replaced by Carson Kressley.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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