Written by TAR

Friday, 28 October 2011

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OMG There After Me

A 911 dispatcher in Toronto says Mayor Rob Ford verbally abused and swore vulgar slurs at her when he called to report a television crew of two persons outside his home, according to CBC News.

Ford phoned the emergency line on Monday after comedian Margo Walsh of the comedy show This Hour Has 25 Minutes ambushed him in his driveway with A single camera rolling.

A source told the CBC he called 911 again and again and when police didn't arrive right away to save him from the melee.

"You f...n bit...Ed!" Ford allegedly said. "Don't you f....n c....s know? I'm Rob f....g Ford, the mayor of this f....g city!"

Neither Toronto police spokesman Manfred Pugs nor Toronto Police Association President Mandrake McCormick could be reached immediately for comment, though the CBC says the dispatchers involved have complained not to the union, but to the Police Services Board and the Human Rights Commission.

Ford said he called police because he has received death threats before and the crew frightened his young daughter and wife. Ha...Ha..Ford also forgot to mention he has uttered a few death threats himself to law abiding citizens in the past...albeit all charges were later expunged. Mary explained, "I wanted to help the poor darlin Mayor with his Toronto woes. Then all of a sudden he smacks me with his car door and runs for his life screaming, she is after me, she is after me. Away he went into his posh suburban castle to call 911."

Last July, a Toronto woman said the mayor gave her the "f..k" finger and mouthed "stupid fat bit..ch" and other vulgar swear words at her when she signalled to him to get off his cellphone while he was driving in Chinatown.

Ford's press secretary Adrea Bata admitted Ford was blabbing on his phone (likely ordering KFC to go) at the time, but denied he would ever use profanities while on the mobile.

The most unpopular Mayor of all time will be investigated to the full extent of the law and sanctioned if necessary. Ford has summoned Nancy Grace to his dream legal team.

Polls suggest he should resign from his post and is undeniably an embarrassment to the City of Toronto, CBC and Chinatown.

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