Written by Rick Loud

Tuesday, 25 October 2011

"Toddlers and Tiaras" has gradually been losing interest with the public. In an effort to maintain a fan base, they are producing a spin-off series.

This new series "Goo-goo a Go-Go" is centered on training former child beauty queens for their unavoidable future: stripping.

The head producer, Michael C. Hunt, responds to complaints about the upcoming show: "TV is always blamed for causing moral decline. I say moral decline causes television. And let's face it, a toddler on a stripper pole, that's good fucking television."

Hunt is airing the show live directly after "Toddlers and Tiaras". No wardrobe changes will be necessary.

There have been mixed responses concerning the announcement of "Goo-goo a Go-Go". We interviewed a professional stripper, who remains nameless (she didn't know her name),"I think it's great, you know. I just think, like wow, what a great idea. I spent my childhood giving blow jobs to coke dealers. To think, that whole time, I could have been training."

We spoke with Marion Snyder, one of the mothers of a competitor. "I'm tired of being ridiculed for everything. She came from my vagina; I can do whatever I want with hers."

Former American Idol judge, Simon Cowell, has postponed release of his England based talent show to be a guest judge. He remarked: "I was picked to talk to these girls the way they will be talked to for the rest of their lives.

This whole operation is focused on preparing these young prostitu…pageant queens.""Goo-goo a Go-Go" will premiere directly after "Toddlers and Tiaras" as a pilot. If successful, it is rumored that PPV may pick it up as part of a premium adult package. With the amount of free porn available, producers have to go to extreme lengths to get ratings. Only winners from "Toddlers and Tiaras" will go onto compete in "Goo-goo a Go-Go." The losers will return home to be beaten by their mothers and sodomized by their fathers, thus returning to their normal lives.

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