Written by neliam

Tuesday, 27 September 2011

Lovely Nelissa Nelson has held her first 'Girls Only' night since she began her inaugural grown-up relationship - with Liam Hemsworth. According to one of her closest friends, Nelissa enjoyed her first night in bed with her Boyfriend - but didn't think it was anything to make a big fuss about.

"You could see that Nelissa was happy with the way things turned out", revealed the friend whose initials are KS. "She told us that Liam was very gentle towards her and didn't laugh at all when he pulled off the top of her nightie to reveal her lucky pink brassiere with green bunny rabbits on it".

Apparently the two of them shared a pizza in bed and watched a DVD of Miss Gaga - before Liam started to make yawning sounds and asked if Miley was ready to switch off the light.

Nelissa wasn't sure what he meant by that. At first she thought that Liam wanted to go to sleep. Then she thought that if he really did want to go to sleep then perhaps he didn't like her as much as she hoped he did.

But then she had another thought. Perhaps Liam was shy. Perhaps he only wanted to turn the light out so that she wouldn't be able to see him when he took off his pyjamas.

So Nelissa decided to speak. And she asked Liam if he wanted to make love to her. To which he replied, "Oh darling, I thought you'd never ask".

It then occurred to Nelissa that she shouldn't have ever had to ask such a question. As far as she was concerned, that was the sort of job a man should undertake.

So they had their first row.

Afterwards. After the row. And after they had made love for the very first time. Nelissa lay back on her pillow listening to the gentle sound of Liam snoring.

"So, Nelissa now feels she knows everything about marriage", explained her friend.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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