Breath Un-fresheners to the rescue!

Funny story written by Lance.D.Boyle

Tuesday, 4 May 2010

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Rum Vomit or Curry Enema?

Ever been on a date and felt that you really did not want to be there, but didn't have the courage to tell your romancer?

How about walking along a dark alley way heading home from the station and thought someone was following you perhaps to sexually molest you?

What about being asked out by Mr or Miss Creepy and you just do not want to go, but feel you don't have a good enough excuse?

Well, forget about it! Thanks to Pfitzner-Abbco Pharmaceuticals you will NEVER have to suffer these stresses ever again!

Dr Beana Longtyme of the P-A chemical group is here to save your sanity. He has developed through the P-A group a selection of what might be called 'Life savers' or as he calls them reverse dating mints.

These handy little lozenges come in three distinct flavours/odours:

Rum Vomit

Curry Enema

and my personal favourite What did you tread in? There is also a personal cold-sore and chancre creme

Now that changes the balance of power in that unwanted date or assault!

Hate the person on that date? Just don't wanna be there? Slip a Rum Vomitlozenge into your mouth and you will be able to leave his/her house with just one exhale! In fact they will not even ask for that embarrassing kiss goodnight!

That molester/rapist is not gonna want a piece of anything once you breathe the pungent Curry Enemaflavour in his face! In fact he'll be the one on the run!

For the difficult to get rid of, like pervy Uncle John try a What did you tread in? lozenge and watch him go green!

And that excuse not to go out, when you decide that you definitely don't want to go, just rub some Dr Longtyme's cold sore/chancre creme on to your face and wait...Ten minutes later you will have come up in lips covered with cold sores and large yellow headed pustules all over your face! PRESTO no stuttering/crappy excuse needed!

I am personally investing in P-A Pharmaceuticals I really think they have struck pay-dirt with this wonderful range of cosmetics.

Lance D Boyle

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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