Auction website investigates FLAKE

Funny story written by jansal

Wednesday, 6 January 2010

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The top auction site on the internet is investigating a seller who has put up for bids one million snow flakes with a starting bid of $1.00 per flake.

The seller has a rating of 0 and has had no prior dealings either selling or buying on the site.

Buyers are being warned of this seller as he is also stipulating that there are no refunds offered on this sale.

The seller does say that the snowflakes will be packaged carefully in dry ice and should reach the buyer in good condition.

The dealings of all auctions on their site are monitored carefully and consumers are reminded to check out their transactions and ask questions before bidding.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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