Written by Pointer

Saturday, 30 May 2009

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ATNT's commercial straight man

Communication giant ATNT has gone on the aggressive against the haters who would blame them for conspiring against American Idol gay boy Adam Lambert and Got Talent Man Lady Susan Boyle. The atomic communication corporation warned rumopur mongering gossips that they would explode payback bomb in the face of their false accusers:

" We give away free cell phones and lotsa minutes to boot. But no one at ATNT tells anyone how to use their minutes. If certain persons at a, say, fanatical religious gathering, happen to be given our unlimited minutes phones and they use them to elevate a Christ loving minister above a much more talented but hell bound buttranger, what corporate responsibility could we possibly have?!"

On the other side of the pond, Britisher ATNT argued basically the same defense:" Susan Boyle is a pretty good singing manlady... If the England's Got talent audience prefers gender familiarity and they used our free phones and the ridiculously gratis minutos to vote the conventional squeaker of their choice, more power to them..."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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