NATO HQ, Brussels - (Big Oil Ass Mess): NATO has issued its sternest warning yet that sinister human frights group Amnesty International's acquisition of Chevron Corp stock was a cynical bankrolling by mobster cabals behind the 9/11 cover-up.
The shadowy toxic terror organization is believed to have received over $200 million from failed Middle Eastern litigants in the notorious 1991 collapse of Bank of Credit & Commerce International (BCCI).
Lower Manhattan District Attorney Bob Morgenthau famously closed down the Pakistan-masterminded moneylaundering fraudster bank.
He also warned of ensuing potential terror reprisals using notorious 'Trojan Whorse' tactics such as the hiring of Afghani heroin peddlers-with-attitude.
Former Bush Administration Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice was booted off the Chevron board after private investigators caught her schmoozing Amnesty into picking up Osama Bin Laden's bar tab.
"That's his American Bar Association tab," a NATO spokesperson explained today.
Alberto Gonzales has one helluva lot of explaining to do.
