Animal protection Unit: "Walkers, please walk away"

Funny story written by Baila Collon

Sunday, 15 February 2009

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Maria Snozburt found squirel fur in her son Milo's packet of crisps.

A.P.U [Animal Protection Unit] are said to be disturbed and unhappy about the choice of flavours for the new crisps Walkers have just released and have told them to "Walk away."

The new flavours of crisps include flavours such as; Onion Bajhi; Builders breakfast; fish and chips; crispy duck & hoisin and chilli and chocolate but the one that's causing the greatest uproar is the 'cajun squirrel' flavour.

The A.P.U were first alerted when Maria Snozburt called them claiming her son found strands of grey fur in his packet of crisps. "When Milo came home from pre-school crying because he had found squirrel in his crisps I didn't believe him, but sure enough when I checked the packet that's what I found,"

Will they give up their new flavour and keep to their 'ordinary' flavours, or will they ignore the qualms being made about their new brand and continue selling the flavours? It will hopefully all be resolved soon.

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