Written by Pointer

Sunday, 29 March 2009

image for Freedom Tower to be Re-Named Economic Regulation 4 All Really Big Building
ER4ARBB will be free from Adam Smith's invisible hand

After the desrtruction of the NYC World Trade Center Twin Towers, few mentioned that these were part of the world economy.

The missing towers became political symbols for everything from bravery, sacrifice and freedom. The new landlords of the new Tower due to be finished they promise in the year 2525 (if man is still alive) are about business and nada mas. this means that the Freedo Tower appellation has got to go. Economists across the world are denouncing the freedom of Laissez faire caoitalism that has brought about the new great depression.

Regulation is the new economic buzz word and so in the same way that Congress is drafting a revision to the Pledge of Allegiance the Tower will be called:

Economic Regulation 4 All Really Big Building

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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