Fighting Acronyms

Funny story written by Warren Redlich

Wednesday, 10 December 2008

image for Fighting Acronyms
Weiner typing acronyms

A group of linguistic purists have banded together to do battle against excessive abbreviation. Their main target: Acronyms.

Wesley Weiner, a professor at the California University of Nuclear Technology, decided it was time to do something after people started making fun of his school. He found others who were similarly concerned, including some at the Sam Houston Institute of Technology and the Fairfax University at Charles Kent.

The group started discussing what to do through a Facebook group. One of their first problems was choosing a name. After rejecting Shunning New Acronyms Friends Union, they settled on Friends United Banning Acronyms Right!

After realizing that their new group's name was FUBAR, they started attacking each other, and the group disbanded. The last salvo came from Weiner, sent to all members of the group: "May you all Rest In Peace."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics

Related Funny Stories…




Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot