Gay Billions Collected to Buy Utah!

Funny story written by Pointer

Sunday, 16 November 2008

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Mormons have developed Gaydar H8

As states turn against gay marriage and adoption and Mormon millions are being blamed for the backlash, a gay green revolt appears to be under way. Billions of Gay dollars are being amassed in a drive to purchase the mostly Mormon state of Utah.

Gay contributors have been talking about the campaign as our own private Zion Canyon. Plans for the Mormon Tabernacle to be converted into the Sodom and Gommorah Dragqueen and King Night Club and Massage Parlor have already been drawn up. Thousands of LDS families have reportedly begun building covered wagons and are about to set out on a new pilgrimmage westward to gay H8 states like California and Arizona.

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