Washington DC - (Ass Mess): White House officials were utterly stumped this weekend after realising that the President has been kept in blissful arrogance about the legal ownership of Long Island along with other top US land assets which the GOP has always staunchly maintained are owned 'by the American people'.
The news may also play havoc with the political aspirations of wannabe Presidential hopefuls converging on The Hamptons this weekend to milk the coffers of homegrown billionaires and up the ante in the 2008 White House election.
Long Island, Manhattan, the State of Florida....and that's just the tip of the iceberg.
All these ultimate prime slices of American real estate are part of a multi-trillionaire portfolio that has been privately owned for over three decades by the Bush family's greatest-feared legal advsersaries who have fought tooth and nail to expose the mobster cabal that spawned them during the rise of Adolf Hitelr's Third Reich.
Is it any wonder then that the eagerly-anticipated George Bush-Gordon Brown summit an Camp David tomorrow is teetering on disaster as the two wings of the Global Piss Process's mobster cartels meet to hammer out a cover story to spin to voters ahead of what is expected to be a total annihilation of Corrupt Bastards Club-sponsored criminal networks around the world.
Amd somewhere in a Manhattan nightclub this week, maybe, an anonymous-looking power couple sip their 1996 vintage Krug and laugh to themselves as the unravelling of the Bush Tyranny hits the newsstands and Gordon Brown is arrested by the CIA ahead of formal charges of financing the 9/11 atrocity.
Sante!
