Brice Forsyth, National Treasure/ageing dancer, has recently presented a TV ad for 'Valtoral Rub', aimed at muscular pain sufferers.
'Ice to see you, to see you, Ice'...and Remember, keep it FROZEN, with Valtoral', says the 'Strichnine Dancing' Host..
But Disney America's Attorneys have declared Universal Property Rights on the word : 'Frozen', thus leading to potentially costly Law - Suits on anyone using the word during the Christmas/New Year Season.
British Lawyers Mischoon Dey Reutteera, who represent the Royal Family, are to argue that, Mr Forsyth is a UK Citizen, that the UK is the home of the English Language and that Disney would not even SPEAK English, were it not for Mad King George's successful Colonisation of America, hundreds of years ago.
'The word 'Frozen' is open to anyone to use and we English thought of it first, says Mr Forsyth, also an Historical Expert
