CUPERTINO - In an attempt to restore public trust, shareholders have agreed to send Netflix CEO Reed Hastings to elementary school all over again. His project is to start a 2nd grade math club after school for about one hour with needy students. Shareholders hope that Mr. Hastings will learn his lessons by teaching arithmetic to eight year olds.
Principal Patrick Connor of North West Elementary School told us that he's excited for the students and believes that 'Mr. Hastings will be a great addition to the Math faculty.'
A spokesperson for Netflix was pissed to find out that his boss was as 'dumb as second grader,'He is thinking about joining the Herman Cain's election instead.
Meanwhile, students are looking forward to the free DVD movie rentals just for joining the club. In fact, some students were so excited that they began failing exams just so they can get their hands on their favorite movies.
The final exam will be a math problem the size of Netflix and students will be asked to crunch numbers and balance the budget for the Netflix CEO. The winner or the child with the highest grade will be given a Math Bee ribbon by Netflix and one free year of moive rentals for a reduced rate.
