Written by j.w.

Wednesday, 5 October 2011

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Wall Street - a Big Attraction

Wall Street has been closed for business whilst crowds go on a tour of sites in the area. The call for people to join the tour gained an unexpected response after Police provided a kettle for the tourists.

'It used to be when America catches a cold Europe gets the flu. But now it is the other way around' commented one tourist taking photographs of a work of art on the wall of a Bank in Wall Street 'but now with climate change the currents have altered and we Americans are getting the flu after other places experienced Spring and Summer colds.'

Doctors are busily taking the pulse of Americans thoughout the country as invisible bugs travel all over the country and tourists throng the streets looking for local highlights.

Nowadays the Statue of Liberty and the White House are being ignored with enormous buildings holding Banks are being inundated with those who want to view them.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Wall Street

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