Trump Wants To Host The Apprentice In White House
Donald Trump has a global empire worth billions and he owes hundreds of millions of dollars to foreign lenders, including the government-owned Bank of China. He has business interests in at least 14 countries, many authoritarian regimes. Although p...
Read full storyTrump Calls Voter Recount A Scam - What Am
Trump called the voter recount of Michigan, Wisconsin and Pennsylvania by Green Party candidate, Jill Stein, a scam. He also said that the Democrats were crybabies. Spoken by the 3-AM storm-tweeter. So why's Trump pouting? Isn't it a good idea...
Read full storyIvanka Trump Protects Demented Daddy Donald
Kellyanne Conway and Donald Trump's daughter, Ivanka, have called in a hypnotist to Trump Tower. Ronald P Johnson, world-renowned hypnotist, posed as an investor to get inside Trump's office. Inside sources reveal that once there he hypnotized the...
Read full storyTrump appoints: Priebus to White House, Satan to RNC chairman, Pat Robertson to Vatican!
The Associated Press is reporting this morning that President-elect Donald Trump has tweeted out more of his appointments. Once again, the news took the media by surprise. "Not surprising really" stated an editorial in The New York Times, "Not Ambas...
Read full storyTV Painter, Bob Ross, Actually Really Hated Meadows and Streams
Bob Ross became an instant TV celebrity with his easy-to-follow painting techniques on PBS in the late '80's. But now his long time Cameraman, Arty Rivers, has written a tell-all memoir about the painting zen-master, who actually detested nature in g...
Read full storySaudi Cash Injection
According to a think tank of "investment consultants" (read: probable wankers) a large group of Saudi Arabian investors are looking to invest in a number of "top London" football clubs. A statement which immediately ruled Tottenham Hotspur out of the...
Read full storyBrexit Voters To Face Prosecution
Activists from the EU referendum Remain Campaign are continuing with plans to pursue criminal prosecutions for many of those who voted to leave the EU. 'We do not wish to be divisive or retaliatory,' said a spokesman for the activists, 'but advice...
Read full storyBusiness Euphemism of the Year
The new model started with tech companies like Net Flix and LinkedIn. These workplaces attract self-motivated and focused employees who are driven to succeed and who typically work long hours. These employees are also the type who are reluctant to ta...
Read full storyPosthoorn Interview no. 5: Tom 'Brexit prepper' or 'Nexit prepper"?
Tom, from Scotland, has lived in The Netherlands since 1972 and has a Dutch wife. The reporter of the world famous weekly newspaper The Posthoorn (chosen by 75% of their readers as their favourite alternative cat litter) passes Tom's pub on his way t...
Read full storyTrump's Chief Jokes About Gays, Nazis, Jews, KKK
It didn't take a clairvoyant to predict that the press would almost instantly normalize President-elect Donald Trump since they had already normalized him when he was a candidate. After a 60 Minutes interview, Lesley Stahl declared him "more subdued...
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