Trump Supporters Sucker Punch Barack Obama
Washington, DC As Donald Trump was wrapping up another racist rant, Barack Obama slipped away from his Secret Service agents to go up to the stage to chastise Trump for his racist and sexist stances. All of a sudden, a Trump supporter rushed up an...
Read full storyThe Science is in: Boogers Are Good For Your Brain
Parents, don't be so quick to slap down the hand of your booger eating child, they could be growing some serious brains. Scientists have discovered an entirely new class of compounds in boogers that they are calling cerebrogenic, or brain building.
Read full storyKim & Kanye's Love Banned from UK Schools - Rest Of World Could Follow
Lincolnshire, UK - Parents are in a moral panic after a seemingly harmless art class left at least five children with a warped sense of love and relationships. Another two are said to be questioning their sexuality. Many more will need to see the sch...
Read full storySharapova Drugs Scandal: Hotel Carpet Hits Back After Slur
The assembled press came to see one loser as Maria Sharapova admitted taking the recently banned substance Meldonium. But there was another one on show: an innocent carpet, left bruised and with its shag swept against the natural lay. As she offer...
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