Dr. Ben Carson Performs Surgery on Trump's Brain
UPI: Hospital officials have confirmed that Dr. Ben Carson operated on Donald J. Trump last Thursday in the neurosurgical unit of the world's most elite hospital in Dubai, explaining the Republican frontrunner's uncharacteristic absence from the campaign trail over the past two weeks. Officials declined to offer details, but a leaked interview given by Dr. Carson to the Drudge Report-and intended...
Read full storyMother Nature Claims "There is no climate change, only climate control...And I'm in control!"
Over several decades scientist have a built a near consensus on the human causes of climate change only to have the rug pulled from under them by Mother Nature herself. "Yes, it's hotter right now, but that's because I want it to be, not because t...
Read full storySuperPac Will Not Play Hero This Year
Thanks to Bernie Sanders, SuperPac has become a source of ire for many democracy-loving Americans. Sanders has been adamant about not accepting money from SuperPac even after the West Coast emcee offered a guest verse on Sanders' next album, J.W.A...
Read full storyXanax Empowers Marginalized Smoker
"I felt like an asshole," said 24 year old Chicagoan, Vincent Mulica about smoking in pubic. Mulica claims that the distress from the social stigma around smoking was more detrimental to his health than tobacco itself. Mulica cited an interesting rel...
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