Goodell: NFL Mistakenly Viewed Erin Andrews Peephole Video in Ray Rice Case
MANHATTAN -- Commissioner Roger Goodell has acknowledged that the NFL mistakenly viewed the Erin Andrews peephole video when originally trying to determine appropriate discipline in the domestic violence case against former Baltimore Ravens running b...
Read full storyThief in red van steals letters from post boxes
POLICE have launched a man-hunt following the theft of letters and parcels from postal Pillar Boxes across the UK. Members of the public reported to Police a red van drawing up at double yellow lines, shortly vacated by a blue-capped man in his 40...
Read full storyObama Laughs At Founding Fathers
The framers of The U.S. Constitution were concerned about excessive power in both the Presidency and the military. So, under Article I Section 8, delegates to Congress the power to make war. But since World War II, Presidents have ignored Congress...
Read full storySexist pastor renames Mars Hill Church the Marianne Faithfull Temple
Seattle - A Seattle megachurch pastor is in the doghouse for renaming his Mars Hill Church after an iconic 60s fellatio moment involving Rolling Stone Mick Jagger and a former girlfriend. The Reverend Mark Driscoll's makeover sees a new shrine, th...
Read full storyA Night Out with Jack the Ripper & Company
In a quiet corner of the world of the unknown, Big Foot, Nessie and Mothman are meeting in a pub with another regular; Jack the Ripper. "Jack old boy! You look terrible! Come on in and have a pint! offers Nessie. As Jack is being seated, Mothman chimes in, "I hear you were just identified and then immediately denied. What's with that?" "Yeah, it was a close call but thankfully, there are...
Read full storySave the world, o ye Hulagu Khan
Thank you ISIS! Thank you for candidly showing your true face to your believers in Iraq and elsewhere. Unfortunately your staunch followers, despite their ancestors' crystal clear warnings, have refused to know you as you are-for 14 centuries, as of 7th century constantly, with no letup. I admit: You are truly die-hard to the core; a phoenix or rather a Dracula. Humanity repeatedly cast you into h...
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