
The Redneck Demographic Shift
DALLAS, TEXAS. Figures released by the Census Bureau show rednecks are now the single largest stereotyped Caucasian group in the United States. Rednecks make up 18 percent of the U.S. Population, edging past hillbillies at 15 percent.
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Crocodile Hunter's Stingray Strikes Again
Miami -- Florida officials are still unsure if the stingray that killed the Crocodile Hunter is the same stingray that yesterday flung a stinger 6 feet straight up the xyz of Miami swimmer Kyle Witherspoon's .. xyz .. the "xyz" referri...
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Disney-ABC to take over Washington DC
Hard on the heels of their controversial "docudrama", which has almost universally been seen as inaccurately portraying the Clinton administration's response to acts of terrorism perpetrated by al Qaeda, Disney is attempting to redress...
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New Poll: 75% of Republicans Won't Vote in November Election
A new Gallup poll, taken between August 29 and Sept 5, 2006, shows that rank and file Republicans have become so disillusioned with their party's leadership, that most are not likely to go to the polls this November.
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Are you crazy?
Are you crazy? Take the TeenScreen suicide test, and most likely you are. Designed, with government and Big Pharma backing and funding to penetrate society from a young age, Teen Screen is a catch all for any "mental disease", such as bitin...
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Hillary Clinton Talks About Being A Team Player
The Playboy Mansion---Hillary Clinton has inveigled her weight into the current political debate by running and offering to sling as much slime as it takes to stake her point.
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