Ford Announces Water-Powered Automobile
DETROIT, Mich.. -- The Ford Motor Company, in conjunction with Hydrolytics, Inc., announced today that they have produced, in a unprecedented engineering feat, a water-powered car that could end America's dependence on foreign petroleum for vehic...
Read full storyRJR Nabisco Ordered to Stop Making Crackers
EAST HANOVER, N.J. - RJR Nabisco was ordered today by the Superior Court of New Jersey to immediately "cease and desist making and selling crackers and cracker-like snacks."...
Read full storyCheney Shooting No Accident: VP Was After Quayle
CORPUS CHRISTI, Tex. -- Just when the pundits thought vice president Dick Cheney's "accidental shooting" of Texas attorney and Cheney friend Harry Whittington had faded from view, former CBS newsman Dan Rather has come out of retirement...
Read full storyWar Against Terra: Blair slams menace embryos
Downing Street, London SW1 - (ReUterus & AssoCIAted Mess): In a radical policy pronouncement this weekend the Bush Administration at No10 Dowing Street has confirmed that its will be resurrecting its original Third Reich eugenics policy following ne...
Read full storyBloggers Uncover Lebanon War Fraud
ALTOONA, Penn. -- In the wake of the United Nation's Security Council resolution to end the war in Lebanon, some fear the root cause of the war may be lost. The war was the result of geographical fraud, according to a report produced by a virtua...
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