1-1 half-time score in Papal slanging match
Vatican City - (Associated Mess): The "evil and inhuman things" slanging match war of words between the Pope and the Islamic world has equalised today with the half-time score standing at one all following the publication of official UK St...
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Bedford, NH -- A highly placed manager in the company has told this reporter that - after the most recent recall has died down - Segway has a new plan for handling any software problems associated with the popular (and first-born priced) transporter...
Read full storyNon-Aligned summit falters on Fidel no-show
Palace of Conventions, Havana, Cuba - (Associated Mess): World leaders of the Non-Aligned Movement meeting in Havana, Cuba were dismayed when their host Fidel Castro took a more-non-aligned-than-thou attitude yesterday and refused to attend the conv...
Read full storyPope's Cartoons Not Meant To Cause Offence To Islam
The Vatican has denied that Pope Benedict XVI intended any offence to Muslims after he sketched a series of lighthearted Islamic-based cartoons including one depicting the Prophet Muhammad wearing a revealing mini-skirt and sporting a funny moustache...
Read full storyBush administration to televise torture sessions
WASHINGTON, DC, Tuesday In an extraordinary move designed to allay the fears of the American people that the United States will not be condoning torture as it becomes the first major nation to abandon the century-old Geneva Convention guarant...
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