Tony Blair Extreme Makeover
In a cork tight spot, Tony Blair recognized his need for an extreme makeover and taking a giant step back into a state of grace with the Labor Party and voting public. Enjoying an afternoon of viewing Monty Python reruns, Blair became besotted with t...
Read full storyPoland sends in crack team to boost NATO Afghan forces
Warsaw - (Associated Mess): The Polish Ministry of Defense has announced that it will be sending in a crack regiment of Hussars as its contribution to the depleted NATO forces fighting Taleban smack cartels in Afghanistan.
Read full storyTop Russian banker shot dead: a case of assisted suicide?
Moscow - (AssoCIAted Mess): The Central Bank of the Russian Federation's First Deputy Chairman Andrej Kozlov, has been gunned down in a Moscow sports park amid intense media speculation that his death may be yet another clear case of assisted su...
Read full storyThe Pope Launches Catholic Lite
In the latest attempt to stem the continuing decline in church attendances, the Pope has launched the Catholic Lite initiative. Catholic Lite is aimed at those who would like to be committed Catholics but when faced with attending Mass every Sunday,...
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