Come Fly Away
Landing at Heathrow, special fast track through immigration, whiz bang, dirty looks from waiting travelers in immigration hall, probably there since last year; splendid British Rail to Scotland; trudging the moors hunting with a falcon on a glove, ca...
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While the U. S. government was recently releasing statistics indicating that illicit drug use was on the rise among baby boomers 50 to 59 and on the decline among young teenagers, Barbara Boomer and her daughter were providing living proof of those s...
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London - (Associated Mess): On the fifth anniversary of the US's greatest loss and grief at Ground Zero, Lower Manhattan, the UK's Foreign Office has been at a total loss to explain why a senile old gangster and former Hellfire Club brothel k...
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LORRY drivers will be hit with waste disposal targets from the EU as part of the UK's recycling program.
Read full storyRepublicans Flee the USA With Loot Ahead of Congressional Elections
WASHINGTON (AP)--With the frightening November mid term elections looming just weeks away, panicked senior Republicans are looting the government and fleeing Washington, DC and even the USA.
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