No 10 'like an addiction' Blair tells Blue Peter
Downing Street, London - (Associated Mess): In the latest policy revamp of his beleagured administration, Prime Monster Tony Blair told UK TV show Blue Peter that Downing Street was like an addiction to crack cocaine and that quitting it was just as...
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Washington DC - (Associated Mess): The Bush Administration is reportedly so alarmed at the dearth of armed pupils in US public schools that it is convening a top level meeting to discuss policy initiatives for self-help schemes designed to combat th...
Read full storyALWAYS buy a ticket: Act 2, Scene 1
London - (Associated Mess): The War on Terra took on a sinister new twist in London today when ticket inspectors at London Transport's Strategic Logstics Unit brought down a suspected fare-dodger using an Operation Kratos-inspired pin-down throt...
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