North Korea Must Produce Nuclear Weapons
PYONGYANG (AP) Rumors spread around the North Korean capital that a new series of nuclear tests were about to begin in spite of threats of sanctions by world leaders. Family members of the North Korean People's Army have been sworn to secrecy u...
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Bethlehem, The Holy Land---Hamas, the militant West Bank political sect that swept to power on unkeepable promises and unspeakable acts of unmitigated violence and hostility, has decided it can conduct business as usual without foreign help by printi...
Read full storyMargaret's 'illegitimate son' wants Civil List recognition
London - (Associated Mess): Controversial former Labour Northern Ireland Secretary Peter Mandelson is claiming to be the illegitimate issue spawned by Princess Margaret and Ronald Reagan and is going to the High Court this week to stake is claim to P...
Read full storyLegal advisers tell Heather: "You ain't got a leg to stand on"
London - (Associated Mess): Lawyers acting for Heather Mills McCartney have taken a tough stand in the opening salvo of her divorce negotiations with the stark legal opinion that their client 'hasn't a leg to stand on'.
Read full storyBungs-for-honours: Blair's life peers face axe in Lords shake-up
Whitehall, London - (Associated Mess): Drastic reductions in the number of life peers sitting in the House of Lords have been announced by the Metropolitan Police's Serious and Organised Crime Agency (SOCA).
Read full storyChristians Break With Bush Over Insults Revealed in New Book
WASHINGTON (AP)-- Christian evangelicals are outraged to discover that the Bush White House team led by Karl Rove exploited their votes to further a hidden Republican political agenda while privately scorning them as "nutbars" or "goof...
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