North Korea declares Mars space "sovereign"
PYONG YANG -- North Korea's "Great Leader," Kim Jong-Il, has signed an order asserting North Korea's right to deny adversaries access to space around the planet Mars for hostile purposes. The order says North Korea will oppose the...
Read full storyMadonna To Adopt Seven Pages
Armed with the experience of adopting a maternally orphaned child from Malawi, and well aware of the perils facing Congressional pages in Washington from the Republican leadership, Madonna is now making plans to adopt seven male pages to be raised in...
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Washington DC - (Associated Mess): The Whore on Terra took another expected sinister twist today as US President George W Bush claimed ownership of outer space including all oil exploration and mineral mining rights on the moon.
Read full storyStripper Badly Burned Following 'Misunderstanding'
Anna Bell, a 40 year-old stripper and mother-of-two, suffered severe burns following a 12-hour shift at Cockburns' Nightclub, London.
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