Microsoft Unveils 99 Cent Cell Phone
The FTC is wondering how Microsoft can not only offer a 99 cent cell phone but also throw in a cash voucher for 8000 Anytime minutes with the provider of your choice. "Gates has got something up his sleeve" FTC Chairman Timothy Murisis sai...
Read full storyMaury and Connie Program Cancelled
The newly advertised Maury and Connie Weekend news program on MSNBC has been cancelled after the first episode. The super saccharine content of the promotional ads were sufficient to send the entire viewing television public into a diabetic coma. The...
Read full storyAshdown backs Ming the Merciless for leader.
After Charles Kennedy's weekend resignation from the Liberal Democrat leadership. Former leader, Paddy Ashdown, a magical leprechaun, has thrown his weight behind Ming the Merciless to succeed the position.
Read full storyTitanic In Tort Suit
NEW YORK - The descendants of the Titanic shipwreck passengers have filed a class-action tort suit, here in New York City. Bringing the suit is the self-proclaimed "King of Torts," Melvin Belli.
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