Iraqi Disneyland put on Hold
(MOSUL) Disney Corporation halted construction of Disney-Raq after a car bomb exploded killing 30 of it's construction workers. One Disney executive said, "We're trying to make this work but the bombers are making it difficult to...
Read full storyThe real Cap'n Crunch dies at age 82
Captain Jebediah Crunch, Cap'n Crunch, had his ashes ceremonially converted into crunchy breakfast cereal, frosted with sugar then scattered out to sea. "That was his last wish" one Quaker Oats executive said. "Hopefully th...
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BEIJING - Chinese astrologers here in China's capital have announced that this year's lunar calendar year is going to be the Year of the Dog.
Read full story36,000 Flu Deaths Won't Be from Bird Flu
ATLANTA - It has yet to sicken a single American, but the potential for a bird flu virus pandemic riveted the attention of health officials and ordinary people in 2005, making it the year's top health news story.
Read full storyTony Blair to Win Oscar?
Labour Party insiders are already talking excitedly of a sequel to Tony Blair's hit movie, A Day in the Life of Tony Blair. The critically acclaimed film which is expected to sweep all before it in the forthcoming Oscars, follows Mr Blair for a day.
Read full storyNew Fair Trade Cocaine Launched
Farmer-friendly version of drug will ease liberal consciences. Consumer groups yesterday lent their support to the launch of new ‘fair trade' cocaine in north-west London. The move, by Jason ‘Jay' Myers of Stonebridge Park, came after years of campai...
Read full storyGeorge Bush Praises Abramoff, Says ‘Corruption is Good for Washington and Israel'
WASHINGTON (AP-Instead of trying to distance himself from lobbyist Jack Abramoff, President George W. Bush instead praised the felon, saying that "corruption is good for Washington and Israel and makes the world go round."...
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