Siamese Cats March On Washington
WASHINGTON, DC - Overcoming their aversion to herding, thousands of purebred Siamese cats staged their first ever march on Washington, DC.
Read full storyWho's the Leaker?
The President has been outed. Licitly split, wham bang, like grease lighting, zoom, the White House has asked the Justice Department to begin an investigation to uncover the squealer, snitch, traitor who leaked President George W. Bush's thirty o...
Read full storyIran offers to send Israel back to baby Moses's Days
Iran's president graciously offered to send the entire nation of Israel back to it's beloved founding father Abraham, back even further to the days of baby MOSES even if that didn't suffice. Israel responded in kind with a counter nuclea...
Read full storyTeddy Bear Comes To Life, Mauls Baby
NEW YORK - In this city that never sleeps, in this city where everyone says, "This is New York - I can do anything I want," the unthinkable has finally been breached. This just past Christmas was to have brought happiness and joy to the Smith househo...
Read full storyChief Justice Roberts says Justices are "grossly underpaid"
Washington (Spoof News)-New Chief Justice John Roberts has picked up where his predecessor William Rehnquist left off, complaining vehemently, in writing, that pay for judges is "wholly, completely, and embarrassingly inadequate."...
Read full storyWhich Of My Daughters Hates Me The Most?
STRATFORD-UPON-AVON - In this town along the banks of the river Avon, a man spends his days sitting at his dining table, brooding. He drinks endless cups of coffee. The only time he gets up from the table is to make a fresh pot, and at bedtime.
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