Soviet cold war weapons discovered
Shocking new evidence has appeared in the recent "ortherised" American search of old Soviet missile bunkers that the Soviet union was going to unleash a terrifying wave of "Dogkets" (seen in picture) on any ground forces that happ...
Read full storyPresident Bush Takes Up Skateboarding!
The President of the United States has stepped on a board and is hanging loose on many a half pipe! It seems like President Bush needed a new hobby since he's got so much free time, even though he's totally in the middle of a war.
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US Researchers have reportedly discovered what makes the Bird Flu influenza virus so deadly -- they have a gene that may make them especially destructive to cells.
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Read full storyPope Benedict XVI To Change Name To Pope Jesus
The Pope has announced he will change his name after admitting that his current title "Benedict XVI" just isn't "catchy enough to make an impression on the world stage". He now wishes to be addressed instead as "His Holin...
Read full storySick Chicks
A Midwestern farm, ZOOM IN on a BLACK CROW, sitting on the edge of a small opening in the side of a huge metal FARM SHED. ZOOM through the window to reveal that the Black Crow is listening intently to what two caged CHICKENS are saying.
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